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The Etiquette Grrls' Things You Need to Be Told and More Things You Need to Be Told are published by the Lovely People at Berkley, an imprint of Penguin Putnam, Inc. And Penguin Putnam has Oodles of other Fabulous Books in their catalogue, as well. And such a cute logo, to boot.

One of the best websites there is! And Both EGs will Have You Know that they were reading The Onion WELL before their books came out, thank you very much.


If you are of High School Age, you should think about the Fine Educations available to you at Prep School, especially at:

Portsmouth Abbey School in Portsmouth, Rhode Island...

 ...and Westover School in Middlebury, Connecticut


The Best Colleges, according to Honore, are:

Chatham College in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania ...and...

 ...the University of Oxford in England

And for Graduate School, of course you should attend the University of Virginia.


  Manufacturers of the Beloved Etiquette Volvo. Their new convertibles are Uber-keen, too!

 

You are, of course, Dear Reader, always in need of Good Writing Paper--but are you far from a Fine Stationers? Perhaps you have a Wee Yen for Monogrammed Notecards at 3.00 AM? Well, from the manufacturers of the Finest Paper in the World--Crane.com!!!!

  Honore has been a faithful customer of Urban Decay since their earliest days! She especially loves their "Cult" nailpolish, and their "Manic Depressive" and "Crime and Punishment" lipsticks. And their "Apparition" foundation...And...Oh, heck, well, everything!

  Banana Republic: Always dependable!

  One of Everything, and Charge It, please! Ann Taylor's the Bee's Knees!!!

 

Perhaps THE best Vintage Clothing site on the web. Pricey, yes. But go here to get ideas, and learn about what you should be looking for at your local Vintage Clothing Shop. Or Splurge on that Vintage Dior Gown!

  Contrary to Popular Belief, not everything from Tiffany's costs An Arm and A Leg! Their plain Silver Jewelry and Simple Tableware is Quite Affordable, and MUCH nicer than the Flashy Stuff, anyway.

  Sephora is a Godsend! All your beauty needs in one place! And online, to boot! Now, THAT'S The Cat's Meow!

 

 Do you need to build your Resort Wardrobe, Dear Reader? Are you Simply Pining for a Pink Skirt covered avec Martini Glasses and Big Damn (Lime-Green) Olives? Fret not, Dear Reader. Simply visit Lillyshop.com, home to All Things Lilly!

 
 E-bay is possibly THE best source for finding hip, chic, neat-o vintage furnishing and accessories for your home, ad well as vintage clothing, and all kinds of other really, really keen stuff. What did we do without it! Honore is an E-bay Junkie!!!

WOWEE!!! A site devote to all of Honore's Very Favorite Things! Find Vintage Clothes, Books, and All Manner of Art Deco Paraphernalia here at Steptoe's Dog! Honore's goin' shoppin'!

 
 Does Icky, Hot Pink, Stinky, Rose-Scented Bath Stuff make you Cringe, Dear Reader? Us, too. Does the Cheapo Stuff make your skin Break Out? Suffer no more, and Smell Delightful, to boot. We love Fresh's Honey Linden line, and the Chocolate Milk one is Rawther Lovely, as well. (And the bottle is Too Clever By Half!)

 
 Honore is Terribly Fond of BeneFit, Dear Reader! She especially like their Skincare Items, such as the "Honey Snap Out of It Scrub," and the "Daily Hyaluronic Cream," both of which are gentle enough even for her Highly Sensitive Complexion! Hurrah! Begone, Harsh Cleansers avec Weird, Chemical Ingredients! Besides, how could you not like a company which names its cake eyeliner after Audrey Hepburn?

 
 Honore just can't get enough Vintage! Some of the best pieces in Her Collection came from Kitty Girl Vintage...if you saw her Chocolate Brown Suede Slingbacks, or her Coral Cut Velvet and Chiffon Flapper Gown, you'd simply Die Right On The Spot, Dear Reader!

 
 Oooooh!!! How Honore adores Kate Spade handbags! (Not to mention her shoes!) Über-structured, Take-No-Prisoners bags in Really Pretty Fabrics...what more could A Girl ask for, Dear Reader?

Always a dependable source for chic shoes and handbags at a reasonable (more or less) price. Thier signature shade of wine is a longtime favorite of Honore's Mom!

Yes, sometimes Martha goes a Wee Bit Nuts. (Homemade Marshmallows?! Uh, sure.) But overall, her television shows and magazine are loaded with helpful hints, and her catalogue is filled with pretty things. Overall, "It's a Good Thing." And Mad Props to Martha for not losing her cool over that nasty media scandal recently--did we hear about any of of the rich guys in expensive suits who got caught insider trading? No. Gentleman don't pick on Ladies, especially when they're covering thier own arses while doing so.

Get cultured! Located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and one of Honore's Favorite Museums! (And she's seen some of The Greats!) Plus, The Carnegie Museums is a Complex which includes a Keen Natural History Museum, and the World-Renouned Andy Warhol Museum!

Honore is Mad, Simply MAD, for All Things Deco! Find out from the Deco Society of New York if there's a chapter in Your City! (Click on their "Links" page....)
Check out the Louise Books Society at Pandorasbox.com to learn more about this star of the silent screen and style icon. Be sure to listen to Radio Lulu to hear music of the Roaring 20s!
It's VERY chic to help preserve history...(Plus, the National Trust has a keen magazine!)
The Royal Oak Foundation is for Americans who support the National Trust of Great Britain. A great cause, and you get Free Admission to any National Trust Property in the UK! Now that's the Bee's Knees!